Stepping past the fourth wall again. You may have noticed that some of my recent posts have included A.I.‑generated illustrations. The creation process has been fun and often frustrating. Sometimes I’ve gone through half‑a‑dozen or more iterations, refining and re‑refining a prompt until I got the effect I wanted. Or not.

A couple of times I just gave the beast the text of the post and was delighted with the results (see in particular this one and this one). I used prompts for most of the space scenery in the “Sulfur on Io” series; on the whole they came out well. For some posts (for instance this one) I had to haul out my toolkit and tinker with the generated image. Other times I simply gave up and went back to my trusty digital artsy processes. I had to do that when I turned the A.I. loose on one of the “Phase Rule” posts:

The title (which I hadn’t asked for) was almost too good, but the column headings (“Thiogy”? “Presture”?) definitely went off the deep end.

Then there’s the following image, the final unfortunate result of an extended series of prompts I went through trying to illustrate a post about the three-body problem. So many issues:

• The mise-en-scène just isn’t my visualization of Pizza Eddie’s place and I couldn’t get the A.I. to adjust it properly.
• That “clock” has only ten, or maybe 9½, numbers. Besides, it’s in a stupid place, at the ceiling above the crown molding.
• Vinnie’s holding a pizza fragment but neither pizza in front of him has been touched.
• Eddie has no flour dust on his apron.
• Sy’s right shoulder is too hyper‑developed for an office worker who doesn’t bowl or do archery. He’s the kind of guy who would wear a sport jacket any time he’s out of the house. Finally, in all of my prompts I had him facing the other two. Sy may be a shy person, but he’s not one to avoid the camera.

And then I watched John Oliver’s harangue about “A.I. slop.” As usual, he’s on‑target. The tech is fundamentally unfair because it has been built using work from real live working artists with whom it now competes. Moreover, A.I. is gleefully being abused by rapacious click‑harvesters who flood the internet with rubber‑stamp crap^*, generally either political or cringey. Like the guy said, “It ain’t right.”

So in the future I’m going to avoid using A.I.‑generated images in favor of hand-made ones. Mostly.

^* See Theodore Sturgeon’s First Law — “95% of everything is crap.” On recent evidence, that number’s probably too low these days.

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~ Rich Olcott