Grammie always grimaced when Grampie lit up one of his cigars inside the house. We kids grinned though because he’d soon be blowing smoke rings for us. Great fun to try poking a finger into the center, but we quickly learned that the ring itself vanished if we touched it.
My grandfather can’t take credit for the smoke ring on the left — it was “blown” by Mt Etna. Looks very like the jellyfish on the right, doesn’t it? When I see two such similar structures, I always wonder if the resemblance comes from the same physics phenomenon.
This one does — the physics area is Fluid Dynamics, and the phenomenon is a vortex ring. We need to get a little technical and abstract here: to a physicist a fluid is anything that’s composed of particles that don’t have a fixed spatial relationship to each other. Liquid water is a fluid, of course (its molecules can slide past each other) and so is air. The sun’s ionized protons and electrons comprise a fluid, and so can a mob of people and so can vehicle traffic (if it’s moving at all). You can use Fluid Dynamics to analyze motion when the individual particles are numerous and small relative to the volume in question.

You get a vortex whenever you have two distinct fluids in contact but moving at sufficiently different velocities. (Remember that “velocity” includes both speed and direction.) When Grampie let out that little puff of air (with some smoke in it), his fast-moving breath collided with the still air around him. When the still air didn’t get out of the way, his breath curled back toward him. The smoke collected in the dark gray areas in this diagram.
That curl is the essence of vorticity and turbulence. The general underlying rule is “faster curls toward slower,” just like that skater video in my previous post. Suppose fluid is flowing through a pipe. Layers next to the outside surface move slowly whereas the bulk material near the center moves quickly. If the bulk is going fast enough, the speed difference will generate many little whorls against the circumference, converting pump energy to turbulence and heat. The plant operator might complain about “back pressure” because the fluid isn’t flowing as rapidly as expected from the applied pressure.
But Grampie didn’t puff into a pipe (he’s a cigar man, right?), he puffed into the open air. Those curls weren’t just at the top and bottom of his breath, they formed a complete circle all around his mouth. If his puff didn’t come out perfectly straight, the smoke had a twist to it and circulated along that circle, the way Etna’s ring seems to be doing (note the words In and Out buried in the diagram’s gray blobs). When a vortex closes its loop like that, you’ve got a vortex ring.
A vortex ring is a peculiar beast because it seems to have a life of its own, independent of the surrounding medium. Grampie’s little puff of vortical air usually retained its integrity and carried its smoke particles for several feet before energy loss or little fingers broke up the circulation.
To show just how special vortex rings are, consider the jellyfish. Until I ran across this article, I’d thought that jellyfish used jet propulsion like octopuses and squids do — squirt water out one way to move the other way. Not the case. Jellyfish do something much more sophisticated, something that makes them possibly “the most energy-efficient animals in the world.”

Thanks to a very nice piece of biophysics detective work (read the paper, it’s cool, no equations), we now know that a jellyfish doesn’t just squirt. Rather, it relaxes its single ring of muscle tissue to open wide. That motion pulls in a pre-existing vortex ring that pushes against the bell. On the power stroke, the jellyfish contracts its bell to push water out (OK, that’s a squirt) and create another vortex ring rolling in the opposite direction. In effect, the jellyfish continually builds and climbs a ladder of vortex rings.
Vortex rings are encapsulated angular momentum, potentially in play at any size in any medium.
~~ Rich Olcott



For instance, suppose Fred and Ethel collaborate on a narwhale research project. Fred is based in San Diego CA and Ethel works out of Norfolk VA. They fly to meet their research vessel at the North Pole. Fred’s plane follows the green track, Ethel’s plane follows the yellow one. At the start of the trip, they’re on parallel paths going straight north (the dotted lines). After a few hours, though, Ethel notices the two planes pulling closer together.
The line rotates as a unit — every skater completes a 360o rotation in the same time. Similarly, everywhere on Earth a day lasts for exactly 24 hours.
Now suppose our speedy skater hits a slushy patch of ice. Her end of the line is slowed down, so what happens to the rest of the line? It deforms — there’s a new center of rotation that forces the entire line to curl around towards the slow spot. Similarly, that blob near the Equator in the split-Earth diagram curls in the direction of the slower-moving air to its north, which is counter-clockwise.
Newton definitely didn’t see that one coming. He has an excuse, though. No-one in in the 17th Century even realized that electricity is a thing, much less that the electrostatic force follows the same inverse-square law that gravity does. So there’s no way poor Isaac would have come up with quantum mechanics.
If Newton loved anything (and that question has been discussed at length), he loved an argument. His battle with Leibniz is legendary. He even fought with Descartes, who was a decade dead when Newton entered Cambridge.
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Newton was essentially a geometer. These illustrations (from Book 1 of the Principia) will give you an idea of his style. He’d set himself a problem then solve it by constructing sometimes elaborate diagrams by which he could prove that certain components were equal or in strict proportion.
For instance, in the first diagram (Proposition II, Theorem II), we see an initial glimpse of his technique of successive approximation. He defines a sequence of triangles which as they proliferate get closer and closer to the curve he wants to characterize.
The third diagram is particularly relevant to the point I’ll finally get to when I get around to it. In Prop XLIV, Theorem XIV he demonstrates something weird. Suppose two objects A and B are orbiting around attractive center C, but B is moving twice as fast as A. If C exerts an additional force on B that is inversely dependent on the cube of the B-C distance, then A‘s orbit will be a perfect circle (yawn) but B‘s will be an ellipse that rotates around C, even though no external force pushes it laterally.
It all started with Newton’s mechanics, his study of how objects affect the motion of other objects. His vocabulary list included words like force, momentum, velocity, acceleration, mass, …, all concepts that seem familiar to us but which Newton either originated or fundamentally re-defined. As time went on, other thinkers added more terms like power, energy and action.
There is another way to get the same dimension expression but things aren’t not as nice there as they look at first glance. Action is given by the amount of energy expended in a given time interval, times the length of that interval. If you take the product of energy and time the dimensions work out as (ML2/T2)*T = ML2/T, just like Heisenberg’s Area.
For practice using Heisenberg’s Area, what can we say about the atom? (If you’re checking my math it’ll help to know that the Area, h/4π, can also be expressed as 0.5×10-34 kg m2/s; the mass of one hydrogen atom is 1.7×10-27 kg; and the speed of light is 3×108 m/s.) On average the atom’s position is at the cube’s center. Its position range is one meter wide. Whatever the atom’s average momentum might be, our measurements would be somewhere within a momentum range of (h/4π kg m2/s) / (1 m) = 0.5×10-34 kg m/s. A moving particle’s momentum is its mass times its velocity, so the velocity range is (0.5×10-34 kg m/s) / (1.7×10-27 kg) = 0.3×10-7 m/s.
elaborate mathematical structure. If the measurement is a quantum mechanical result, part of that structure is our familiar bell-shaped curve. It’s an explicit recognition that way down in the world of the very small, we can’t know what’s really going on. Most calculations have to be statistical, predicting an average and an expected range about that average. That prediction may or may not pan out, depending on what the experimentalists find.
So there could be a collection of bell-curves gathered about the experimental result. Remember those 







