Vinnie’s not in his usual afternoon spot at the table by the coffee shop door. Then I hear him. “Hey, Sy, over here.” He’s at the center table, surrounded by Cal’s usual clientele but they’re passing sheets of paper around. I worm my way through the crowd. ”What’s going on, Vinnie?”
“Me and Larry are both between piloting assignments so we spent the weekend playing with that map software he bought. He’s figured out how to link it with online databases so we can map just about anything all different ways. Hey, you’re into history, right?”
“Some, yes.”
“This one’s about how far countries go back. I kinda thought countries have always just been there, but no. We found a list of when each country got to have their own government independent of somebody else in charge, so we made this map with the oldest countries the darkest. Look how pale most of the world is. Look at us — the USA is the tenth oldest country. I couldn’t believe it.”

“Ah, I know Denmark started with the Vikings soon after the Roman Empire collapsed. Hungary’s history as a kingdom started about the same time. Then there’s a handful of old states defended by mountains — yup, I see Nepal and Switzerland. Andorra, Liechtenstein and San Marino are in the same category, but they’re too small for this map to show them.”
“You missed the Netherlands from 1579 when they broke free from Spain. No mountains. Larry graphed the numbers down in the corner.”
“Mm-hm. I see two waves. The USA and France started the first one in the late 1700s. That took in most of the New World by the mid‑1800s. Then two World Wars and ‘Katie, bar the door!‘ I hadn’t realized how abruptly de‑colonization took place. Wow. All of Africa and most of southeast Asia became free‑standing countries in just half a century. What’s with Russia — missing data?”
“Gotcha, Sy. That was 1991, when the USSR broke up. Bang! Twenty new countries, all near the top of the scale.” <shuffling papers> “Here’s another one you’ll like. Larry has this theory that countries with lots of neighbors get militarized ’cause they’ve always got a war going on somewhere but if you don’t share borders with hardly anyone, no problem. He did up this map to check his theory. See Canada’s light blue ’cause it’s got only us, we’re dark blue ’cause we got Canada and Mexico. Dark green countries got four and so on. Whaddaya see here?”

“Uh-oh.”
“Yeah. Top of the list, 14 each, are Russia and China who are not best buddies with hardly anybody. Brazil’s got 10, but rainforest is probably as good as mountains.”
“Good point.”
“Excuse me, guys, but I’ve got personal counter‑example experience.”
“Hi, Susan. What’s that?”
“I grew up in Korea, right? Only 2 neighbors, China and Japan, but we’ve got a tough history because each of them just used us as a bridge to get to the other one. Tell Larry it makes a difference who you share a border with.”
“I’ll pass the word. Wait a minute…” <more paper shuffling> “Here’s one we did just for you, Ms Chemist.”

“Weird. How do you even read this?”
“We ran into a problem with the standard maps when we colored each country according to how many chemical elements were discovered there. Most of the action mushed into western Europe’s small area when we showed the other countries. Larry tried a bunch of different projections. This one’s like a fish‑eye lens looking down near the North Pole. See, Russia’s spread around the center but Europe’s bigger?”
“Ah, once I know what to look for it snaps in.”
“I cropped it down to the oval ’cause all the blue sea didn’t fit on the page.”
“Understandable. Lesseee… The UK’s on top mostly because of Wollaston’s geochemistry, Humphry Davy’s work on electropositive metals, and Ramsay isolating the inert gases. The USA owes its second‑place status to Seaborg’s isotope factory at UCal Berkeley. One step down, Germany, France and Sweden ran a discovery horse‑race during the 1800s. Russia came on strong with radioactives but that was late in the game.”
“Wait, Susan. How’d the purples get into this? No big labs there.”
“Except for nihonium, it’s mostly right‑place‑right‑time luck. India gets credit because a French astronomer observing an eclipse from there spotted a helium line in the solar spectrum. Later, an Italian recorded the line on Earth and a Scot isolated the gas.”
~~ Rich Olcott

































