Oh, it’s good to see Big News in hard science get big attention in Big Media. The LIGO story and Columbia’s Dr Brian Greene even made it to the Stephen Colbert Late Show. Everyone chuckled at the final “boowee-POP” audio recording (simulation at 7:30 into this clip; get for-real traces and audio from this one).
There’s some serious science in those chirps, not to mention serious trouble for any alien civilization that happened to be too close to the astronomical event giving rise to them.

The peaks and valleys in the top LIGO traces represent successive spatial compression cycles generated by two massive bodies orbiting each other. There’s one trace for each of the two LIGO installations. The spectrograms beneath show relative intensity at each frequency. Peaks arrived more rapidly in the last 100 milliseconds and the simulated sound rose in pitch because the orbits grew smaller and faster. The audio’s final POP is what you get from a brief but big disturbance, like the one you hear when you plug a speaker into a live sound system. This POP announced two black holes merging into one, converting the mass-energy of three suns into a gravitational jolt to the Universe.
Scientists have mentioned in interviews that LIGO has given us “an ear to the Universe.” That’s true in several different <ahem> senses. First, we’ve seen in earlier posts that gravitational physics is completely different from the electromagnetism that illuminates every kind of telescope that astronomers have ever used. Second, black hole collisions generate signals in frequencies that are within our auditory range. Finally, LIGO was purposely constructed to have peak sensitivity in just that frequency range.
Virtually every kind of phenomenon that physicists study has a characteristic size range and a characteristic frequency/duration range. Sound waves, for instance, are in the audiophile’s beloved “20 to 20,000” cycles per second (Hz). Put another way, one cycle of a sound wave will last something between 1/20 and 1/20,000 second (0.05-0.000 05 second). The speed of sound is roughly 340 meters per second which puts sound’s characteristic wavelength range between 17 meters and 17 millimeters.
No physicist would be surprised to learn that humans evolved to be sensitive to sound-making things in that size range. We can locate an oncoming predator by its roar or by the snapping twig it stepped on but we have to look around to spot a pesky but tiny mosquito.
So the greenish box in the chart below is all about sound waves. The yellowish box gathers together the classes of phenomena scientists study using the electromagnetic spectrum. For instance, we use infra-red light (characteristic time range 10-15-10-12 second) to look at (or cause) molecular vibrations.
We can investigate things that take longer than an instrument’s characteristic time by making repeated measurements, but we can’t use the instrument to resolve successive events that happen more quickly than that. We also can’t resolve events that take place much closer together than the instrument’s characteristic length.
The electromagnetic spectrum serves us well, but it has its limitations. The most important is that there are classes of objects out there that neither emit nor absorb light in any of its forms. Black holes, for one. They’re potentially crucial to the birth and development of galaxies. However, we have little hard data on them against which to test the plethora of ideas the theoreticians have come up with.
Dark matter is another. We know it’s subject to gravity, but to our knowledge the only way it interacts with light is by gravitational lensing. Most scientists working on dark matter wield Occam’s Razor to conclude it’s pretty simple stuff. Harvard cosmologist Dr Lisa Randall has suggested that there may be two kinds, one of which collects in disks that clothe themselves in galaxies.
That’s where LIGO and its successors in the gray box will help. Their sensitivity to gravitational effects will be crucial to our understanding of dark objects. Characteristic times in tens and thousands of seconds are no problem nor are event sizes measured in kilometers, because astronomical bodies are big.

This is only the beginning, folks, we ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
~~ Rich Olcott



A wave happens in a system when a driving force and a restoring force take turns overshooting an equilibrium point AND the away-from-equilibrium-ness gets communicated around the system. The system could be a bunch of springs tied together in a squeaky old bedframe, or labor and capital in an economic system, or the network of water molecules forming the ocean surface, or the fibers in the fabric of space (whatever those turn out to be).
An isolated black hole is surrounded by an intense gravitational field and a corresponding compression of spacetime. A pair of black holes orbiting each other sends out an alternating series of tensions, first high, then extremely high, then high…
Almost a century later, James Clerk Maxwell (the bearded fellow at left) wrote down his electromagnetism equations that explain how light works. Half a century later, Einstein did the same for gravity.
Gravitodynamics is completely unlike electrodynamics. Gravity’s transverse “force” doesn’t act to move a whole mass up and down like Maxwell’s picture at left. Instead, as shown by Einstein’s picture, gravitational waves stretch and compress while leaving the center of mass in place. I put “force” in quotes because what’s being stretched and compressed is space itself. See 
The experiment consists of shooting laser beams out along both arms, then comparing the returned beams.
Grammie always grimaced when Grampie lit up one of his cigars inside the house. We kids grinned though because he’d soon be blowing smoke rings for us. Great fun to try poking a finger into the center, but we quickly learned that the ring itself vanished if we touched it.


For instance, suppose Fred and Ethel collaborate on a narwhale research project. Fred is based in San Diego CA and Ethel works out of Norfolk VA. They fly to meet their research vessel at the North Pole. Fred’s plane follows the green track, Ethel’s plane follows the yellow one. At the start of the trip, they’re on parallel paths going straight north (the dotted lines). After a few hours, though, Ethel notices the two planes pulling closer together.
The line rotates as a unit — every skater completes a 360o rotation in the same time. Similarly, everywhere on Earth a day lasts for exactly 24 hours.
Now suppose our speedy skater hits a slushy patch of ice. Her end of the line is slowed down, so what happens to the rest of the line? It deforms — there’s a new center of rotation that forces the entire line to curl around towards the slow spot. Similarly, that blob near the Equator in the split-Earth diagram curls in the direction of the slower-moving air to its north, which is counter-clockwise.
See that little guy on the bridge, suspended halfway between all the way down and all the way up? That’s us on the cosmic size scale.
So that’s the size range of the Universe, from 1.6×10-35 up to 2.6×1026 meters. What’s a reasonable way to fix a half-way mark between them?



Keep going until the outermost hexagon has 32 dots along each edge. All the hexagons together will have exactly 2016 dots.
Newton was essentially a geometer. These illustrations (from Book 1 of the Principia) will give you an idea of his style. He’d set himself a problem then solve it by constructing sometimes elaborate diagrams by which he could prove that certain components were equal or in strict proportion.
For instance, in the first diagram (Proposition II, Theorem II), we see an initial glimpse of his technique of successive approximation. He defines a sequence of triangles which as they proliferate get closer and closer to the curve he wants to characterize.
The third diagram is particularly relevant to the point I’ll finally get to when I get around to it. In Prop XLIV, Theorem XIV he demonstrates something weird. Suppose two objects A and B are orbiting around attractive center C, but B is moving twice as fast as A. If C exerts an additional force on B that is inversely dependent on the cube of the B-C distance, then A‘s orbit will be a perfect circle (yawn) but B‘s will be an ellipse that rotates around C, even though no external force pushes it laterally.