Like thousands of physics geeks around the world, I was glued to the tube Thursday morning for the big LIGO (Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory) announcement. As I watched the for-the-public videos (this is a good one), I was puzzled by one aspect of the LIGO setup. The de-puzzling explanation spotlit just how different gravitational astronomy will be from what we’re used to.
There are two LIGO installations, 2500 miles apart, one near New Orleans and the other near Seattle. Each one looks like a big L with steel-pipe arms 4 kilometers long. By the way, both arms are evacuated to eliminate some sources of interference and a modest theoretical consideration.
The experiment consists of shooting laser beams out along both arms, then comparing the returned beams.
Some background: Einstein conquered an apparent relativity paradox. If Ethel on vehicle A is speeding (like, just shy of light-speed speeding) past Fred on vehicle B, Fred sees that Ethel’s yardstick appears to be shorter than his own yardstick. Meanwhile, Ethel is quite sure that Fred’s yardstick is the shorter one.
Einstein explained that both observations are valid. Fred and Ethel can agree with each other but only after each takes proper account of their relative motion. “Proper account” is a calculation called the Lorenz transformation. What Fred (for instance) should do is divide what he thinks is the length of Ethel’s yardstick by √[1-(v/c)²] to get her “proper” length. (Her relative velocity is v, and c is the speed of light.)
Suppose Fred’s standing in the lab and Ethel’s riding a laser beam. Here’s the puzzle: wouldn’t the same Fred/Ethel logic apply to LIGO? Wouldn’t the same yardstick distortion affect both the interferometer apparatus and the laser beams?
Well, no, for two reasons. First, the Lorenz effect doesn’t even apply, because the back-and-forth reflected laser beams are standing waves. That means nothing is actually traveling. Put another way, if Ethel rode that light wave she’d be standing as still as Fred.
The other reason is that the experiment is less about distance traveled and more about time of flight.
Suppose you’re one of a pair of photons (no, entanglement doesn’t enter into the game) that simultaneously traverse the interferometer’s beam-splitter mirror. Your buddy goes down one arm, strikes the far-end mirror and comes back to the detector. You take the same trip, but use the other arm.
The beam lengths are carefully adjusted so that under normal circumstances, when the two of you reach the detector you’re out of step. You peak when your buddy troughs and vice-versa. The waves cancel and the detector sees no light.
Now a gravitational wave passes by (red arcs in the diagram). In general, the wave will affect the two arms differently. In the optimal case, the wave front hits one arm broadside but cuts across the perpendicular one. Suppose the wave is in a space-compression phase when it hits. The broadside arm, beam AND apparatus, is shortened relative to the other one which barely sees the wave at all.
The local speed of light (miles per second) in a vacuum is constant. Where space is compressed, the miles per second don’t change but the miles get smaller. The light wave slows down relative to the uncompressed laboratory reference frame. As a result, your buddy in the compressed arm takes just a leetle longer than you do to complete his trip to the detector. Now the two of you are in-step. The detector sees light, there is great rejoicing and Kip Thorne gets his Nobel Prize.
But the other wonderful thing is, LIGO and neutrino astronomy are humanity’s first fundamentally new ways to investigate our off-planet Universe. Ever since Galileo trained his crude telescope on Jupiter the astronomers have been using electromagnetic radiation for that purpose – first visible light, then infra-red and radio waves. In 1964 we added microwave astronomy to the list. Later on we put up satellites that gave us the UV and gamma-ray skies.
The astronomers have been incredibly ingenious in wringing information out of every photon, but when you look back it’s all photons. Gravitational astronomy offers a whole new path to new phenomena. Who knows what we’ll see.
~~ Rich Olcott



Grammie always grimaced when Grampie lit up one of his cigars inside the house. We kids grinned though because he’d soon be blowing smoke rings for us. Great fun to try poking a finger into the center, but we quickly learned that the ring itself vanished if we touched it.


For instance, suppose Fred and Ethel collaborate on a narwhale research project. Fred is based in San Diego CA and Ethel works out of Norfolk VA. They fly to meet their research vessel at the North Pole. Fred’s plane follows the green track, Ethel’s plane follows the yellow one. At the start of the trip, they’re on parallel paths going straight north (the dotted lines). After a few hours, though, Ethel notices the two planes pulling closer together.
The line rotates as a unit — every skater completes a 360o rotation in the same time. Similarly, everywhere on Earth a day lasts for exactly 24 hours.
Now suppose our speedy skater hits a slushy patch of ice. Her end of the line is slowed down, so what happens to the rest of the line? It deforms — there’s a new center of rotation that forces the entire line to curl around towards the slow spot. Similarly, that blob near the Equator in the split-Earth diagram curls in the direction of the slower-moving air to its north, which is counter-clockwise.
See that little guy on the bridge, suspended halfway between all the way down and all the way up? That’s us on the cosmic size scale.
So that’s the size range of the Universe, from 1.6×10-35 up to 2.6×1026 meters. What’s a reasonable way to fix a half-way mark between them?



Keep going until the outermost hexagon has 32 dots along each edge. All the hexagons together will have exactly 2016 dots.
Newton was essentially a geometer. These illustrations (from Book 1 of the Principia) will give you an idea of his style. He’d set himself a problem then solve it by constructing sometimes elaborate diagrams by which he could prove that certain components were equal or in strict proportion.
For instance, in the first diagram (Proposition II, Theorem II), we see an initial glimpse of his technique of successive approximation. He defines a sequence of triangles which as they proliferate get closer and closer to the curve he wants to characterize.
The third diagram is particularly relevant to the point I’ll finally get to when I get around to it. In Prop XLIV, Theorem XIV he demonstrates something weird. Suppose two objects A and B are orbiting around attractive center C, but B is moving twice as fast as A. If C exerts an additional force on B that is inversely dependent on the cube of the B-C distance, then A‘s orbit will be a perfect circle (yawn) but B‘s will be an ellipse that rotates around C, even though no external force pushes it laterally.



It all started with Newton’s mechanics, his study of how objects affect the motion of other objects. His vocabulary list included words like force, momentum, velocity, acceleration, mass, …, all concepts that seem familiar to us but which Newton either originated or fundamentally re-defined. As time went on, other thinkers added more terms like power, energy and action.
There is another way to get the same dimension expression but things aren’t not as nice there as they look at first glance. Action is given by the amount of energy expended in a given time interval, times the length of that interval. If you take the product of energy and time the dimensions work out as (ML2/T2)*T = ML2/T, just like Heisenberg’s Area.


