I heard a familiar squeak from the floorboard outside my office.
“C’mon in, Vinnie, the door’s open. What can I do for you?”
“I still got problems with LIGO. I get that dark energy and cosmic expansion got nothin’ to do with it. But you mentioned inertial frame and what’s that about?”
“Does the Moon go around the Earth or does the Earth go around the Moon?”
“Huh? Depends on where you are, I guess.”
“Well, there you are.”
“Waitaminnit! That can’t be all there is to it!”
“You’re right, there’s more. It all goes back to Newton’s First Law.” (showing him my laptop screen) “Here’s how Wikipedia puts it in modern terms…”
In an inertial reference frame, an object either remains at rest or continues to move at a constant velocity, unless acted upon by a net force.
“That’s really a definition rather than a Law. If you’re looking at an object and it doesn’t move relative to you or else it’s moving at constant speed in a straight line, then you and the object share the same inertial frame. If it changes speed or direction relative to you, then it’s in a different inertial frame from yours and Newton’s Laws say that there must be some force that accounts for the difference.”
“So another guy’s plane flying straight and level with me has a piece of my inertial frame?”
“Yep, even if you’re on different vectors. You only lose that linkage if either airplane accelerates or curves off.”
“So how’s that apply to LIGO’s laser beams? I thought light always traveled in straight lines.”
“It does, but what’s a straight line?”
“Shortest distance between two points — I been to flight school, Sy.”
“Fine. So if you fly from London to Mexico City on this globe here you’d drill through the Earth?”
“Of course not, I’d take the Great Circle route that goes through those two cities. It’s the shortest flight path. Hey, how ’bout that, the circle goes through NYC and Atlanta, too.”
“Cool observation, but that line looks like a curve from where I sit.”
“Yeah, but you’re not sittin’ close to the globe’s surface. I gotta fly in the flight space I got.”
“So does light. Photons always take the shortest available path, though sometimes that path looks like a curve unless you’re on it, too. Einstein predicted that starlight passing through the Sun’s gravitational field would be bent into a curve. Three years later, Eddington confirmed that prediction.”
“Light doesn’t travel in a straight line?”
“It certainly does — light’s path defines what is a straight line in the space the light is traveling through. Same as your plane’s flight path defines that Great Circle route. A gravitational field distorts the space surrounding it and light obeys the distortion.”
“You’re getting to that ‘inertial frames’ stuff, aren’t you?”
“Yeah, I think we’re ready for it. You and that other pilot are flying steady-speed paths along two navigation beams, OK?”
“Navigation beams are radio-frequency.”
“Sure they are, but radio’s just low-frequency light. Stay with me. So the two of you are zinging along in the same inertial frame but suddenly a strong gravitational field cuts across just your beam and bends it. You keep on your beam, right?”
“I suppose so.”
“And now you’re on a different course than the other plane. What happened to your inertial frame?”
“It also broke away from the other guy’s.”
“Because you suddenly got selfish?”
“No, ’cause my beam curved ’cause the gravity field bent it.”
“Do the radio photons think they’re traveling a bent path?”
“Uh, no, they’re traveling in a straight line in a bent space.”
“Does that space look bent to you?”
“Well, I certainly changed course away from the other pilot’s.”
“Ah, but that’s referring to his inertial frame or the Earth’s, not yours. Your inertial frame is determined by how those photons fly, right? In terms of your frame, did you peel away or stay on-beam?”
“OK, so I’m on-beam, following a straight path in a space that looks bent to someone using a different inertial frame. Is that it?”
“You got it.”
(sounds of departing footsteps and closing door)
“Don’t mention it.”
~~ Rich Olcott




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