I suddenly smelled mink musk, vintage port, and warm honey on fresh-baked strawberry scones.
“C’mon in, Ramona, the door’s open.”
She oscillated in with a multi-dimensional sinusoidal motion that took my breath away and a smile that brought it back.
“Hi, Sy. I came right over as soon as I got the news.”
“What news is that, Sugar Lumps?”
“LEGO, Sy, they’ve switched LEGO to science mode!”
“That’s LIGO, sweetheart, Laser Interferometer Gravitational-wave Observatory.” She means well, but she’s Ramona. “LEGOs are designed to hurt your feet, LIGO’s designed to look at the Universe.”
“Whatever. I knew you wrote a . whole . series . of . posts . about . it so I thought you’d want to know.”
“It’s worth chasin’ down, doll-face. Thanks.”
So I headed over to the campus coffee shop. It just happens to be located between the Astronomy building and the Physics building so I figured it as a good source. Al was in his usual place at the cash register.
“Hi, Sy. Haven’t seen you in a while.”
“Been busy, Al. Lotsa science going on these days.”
“Good, good. Say, have you heard about LEGO goin’ live?”
“That’s LIGO, Al. Yeah, Ramona told me. So what’s the word?”
“OK, you know all about how when they first turned it on for engineering tests back in September, it blew everyone’s mind that they caught a signal almost immediately?”
“Yeah, that’s when I started writing about it. Two 30-solar-mass black holes collided and jolted the gravitational field of the Universe. When the twin LIGOs detected that jolt, it confirmed three predictions that came out of Einstein’s General Relativity theory.”
“Had you heard about the second signal they caught the day after Christmas, from a couple of smaller black holes?”
“I bet you sold a lot of coffee that week.”
“You couldn’t believe. Those guys had so much caffeine in ’em they didn’t even notice New Years.”
“So what came out of that?”
“Like I said, these were smaller black holes, about 10 solar masses each instead of 30, and that’s really got the star-modelers scratching their heads.”
“How so?”
“Well, we pretty much know how to make a black hole that’s just a bit heavier than the Sun. Say a star’s between 1.3 and 3 solar masses. When it burns enough of its fuel that its heat energy can’t keep it puffed up against gravity the whole thing collapses down to a black hole.”
“What happens if it’s bigger than that? Wouldn’t you just get a bigger black hole?”
“That’s the thing. If it’s above that threshold, the outermost infalling matter meets the outgoing explosion and makes an even bigger explosion, a supernova. So much matter gets blown away that what’s left is too small to be a black hole. You just get a white dwarf star or a neutron star, depending.”
“But these signals came from black holes 3-10 times that upper limit. Where did they come from?”
“That’s why the head-scratching, Sy. I mean, no-one knows how to make even one and yet they seem to be so common that two pairs of ’em found each other and collided less than four months apart. The whole theory is up for grabs now.”
“So we got all that just from the engineering test phase, eh? What’ve they done since that?”
“Oh, the usual tinkering and tweaking. The unit down in Livingston LA is about 25% more sensitive now, especially in the lower-frequency range. That’s mostly because they found and plugged some light-leaks and light-scattering hot-spots here and there along its five miles of steel pipe. LIGO doesn’t look at incoming light, but it does use laser light to detect the gravitational variation. The Hanford WA unit boosted the power going to its laser and they’ve improved stability in its detectors, made ’em more robust against wind and low-frequency seismic activity. You know, engineer stuff. So now they say they’re ready to do science.”
“I can’t write that the tweaks’ll let us look deeper into the Universe, ’cause LIGO doesn’t pick up light waves. How about I say we get a better feel for things?”
“Sounds ’bout right, Sy.”
“Oh, and give me one of those strawberry scones. For some reason they look really good today.”
~~ Rich Olcott



The underlying physics is straightforward. The string produces a stable tone only if its motion has nodes at both ends, which means the vibration has to have a whole number of nodes, which means you have to pluck halfway between two of the nodes you want. If you pluck it someplace like 39¼:264.77 then you excite a whole lot of frequencies that fight each other and die out quickly.
Add a few more planets in a random configuration and stability goes out the window — but then something interesting happens. It’s
The usual rings-around-the-Sun diagram doesn’t show the specialness of the orbits we’ve got. This chart shows the four innermost planets in their “ideal” orbits, properly scaled and with approximately the right phases. I used artistic license to emphasize the gear-like action by reversing Earth’s and Mercury’s direction. Earth and Mars are never near each other, nor are Earth and Venus.






But for this post let’s consider a trope that’s been taken off the shelf again and again since those days, even in the movies. This rendition should get the idea across — Our Hero, in a desperate effort to fix a narrative hole the writers had dug themselves into, is forced to fly around the Earth at faster-than-light speeds, thereby reversing time so he can patch things up.


The rest of the Minkowski diagram could do for a Venn diagram. We at (0,0,0,0) can do something that will cause something to happen at (ct,x,y,z) to the left of the top orange line. However, we won’t be able to see that effect until we time-travel forward to its t. That region is “reachable but not seeable.”

One more step and we can answer Ken’s question. A moving object’s proper time is defined to be the time measured by a clock affixed to that object. The proper time interval between two events encountered by an object is exactly Minkowski’s spacetime interval. Lucy’s clock never moves from zero.





But there are other accelerations that aren’t so easily accounted for. Ever ride in a car going around a curve and find yourself almost flung out of your seat? This little guy wasn’t wearing his seat belt and look what happened. The car accelerated because changing direction is an acceleration due to a lateral force. But the guy followed Newton’s First Law and just kept going in a straight line. Did he accelerate?
Suppose you’re investigating an object’s motion that appears to arise from a new force you’d like to dub “heterofugal.” If you can find a different frame of reference (one not attached to the object) or otherwise explain the motion without invoking the “new force,” then heterofugalism is a fictitious force.